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Post by iguanamamma on Jan 27, 2015 12:49:54 GMT -5
I cannot find my good iron. It was an expensive iron. I was using it while making doll clothes. It has been teleported to Mars for spare space parts. I went to Wally- world at Christmas and bought a new cheap on sale iron. I swear I put it in the linen closet. Since they watch me from Mars they knew where it was put. Yesterday I crawled into the freakin closet and looked for the freaking new iron. It was not there. I am going to Goodwill and buying a crappy old iron. If it teleposrts I am going to call the police and tell them to arrest those NASA people because theysneak into my house and take my irons. I have even looked on the old back porch where the bunny purse that were teleported was returned * (this is a long strange story) but to no avail. No iron. I hate ironing. My mother went into labor with me while she was ironing. I only iron craft stuff. See it's Karma. I hate ironing now I can't. I don't steam anymore.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 13:59:21 GMT -5
!!!!! This stuff happens to me too. Now I know where it is all going! MARS!!!!!
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Post by dtesposito on Jan 27, 2015 14:41:11 GMT -5
I hate ironing. Are you sure you're not throwing them out on purpose while sleepwalking? Diane
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Post by lesaulerouge on Jan 27, 2015 15:40:33 GMT -5
I adore ironing. I do it in front of the TV, catching up on recorded things or TV series on DVD. That way I get to see stuff dh won't watch whilst feeling like I am contributing and doing housework. It's really very satisfying.
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Post by ohblondie on Jan 27, 2015 15:45:08 GMT -5
@ COme to my house tonight? Please? I will clean something gross in your house if you will do my ironing.....
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Post by hiding on Jan 27, 2015 18:40:26 GMT -5
Oh, that kind of iron. I was thinking I was going to read a post about an angry golfer. I enjoy ironing too. I find it relaxing, contemplative. When I was a kid, my contemporaries earned money babysitting. I earned money ironing. I particularly liked doing dress shirts, making them look crisp and sharp. I guess I did a reasonable job because my customers trusted me with their expensive clothes. If I didn't have a full time job, I suppose I could still pick up ironing work, since so many people seem to dislike it.
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Post by needmorecoffee on Jan 27, 2015 19:33:40 GMT -5
It's the gnomes. Flipping house gnomes, the same ones that steal one sock from every pair. I like ironing too. I never seem to get around to it though. The basket is full at the moment, shame since they're my pretty day dresses and the kids good clothes.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 20:31:16 GMT -5
ironing is my least favorite chore in the world. I really wish that the gnomes would steal my iron.
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Post by ohblondie on Jan 28, 2015 9:15:46 GMT -5
In my house my clothes are teleporting.....and not the clothes I am trying to weed out but the ones I wear daily....I went to look for my black skirt last night. Could not find it any where. Not in the clean clothes or dirty clothes or rocking chair. But what I did find was a skirt I have not worn in years..... So this morning I got up and went to get dressed - and the skirt that had teleported back from the missing did not fit and the seam with the zipper was starting to open. I have an interview today so I could not wear a skirt with a hole in the butt....somehow another skirt managed to teleport back to the pile so I am wearing that one. But not the skirt I really wanted. THen my necklace teleported out and I oput on another one. THat one did not look right but hte gods cooperated and teleported back the necklace. UGH.....want to teleport myself out of here.....
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 15:30:49 GMT -5
those dam martians are wearing you clothes
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Post by lostchild on Jan 28, 2015 15:32:04 GMT -5
My camera teleported and has yet to be seen!
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Post by Blackswan on Jan 28, 2015 17:26:55 GMT -5
I thought this was about the actor Jeremy irons going to space .
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Post by messymimi on Jan 28, 2015 18:01:08 GMT -5
Ack, i'm allergic to ironing! And my iron won't teleport, it makes me use it every day on Sweetie's and #2 Son's clothes.
A friend of mine used to say it was the gremlins.
messymimi
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Post by iguanamamma on Jan 28, 2015 18:30:16 GMT -5
The good iron is back. It was sitting on s shelf on the bookcase. The new iron is still gone. The good iron has some strange marks on the cord. I don't know why it does. The marks are slightly green. Are Martians green?
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Post by hiding on Jan 28, 2015 21:51:03 GMT -5
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