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Post by Little_Ninja on Jul 25, 2017 11:57:08 GMT -5
Postimage.org does not charge a fee for creating an account and storing images, unless perhaps you have thousands and thousands of images to store, such as for web hosting etc. Once you upload your images, use the Hotlink for forums share option for the image to paste your images/smileys into your forum posts.  Photobucket:Dancer:  Dishes:  Wave: Postimage.org:Dancer:  Dishes:  Table PostWave: Millan.net (subscription required):Wave:  ITEM | MALE OR FEMALE? | Freezer Bags  | They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. | Photocopiers  | These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. | Tires  | Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. | Hot Air Balloons  | Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. | Sponges  | These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. | Web Pages  | Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. | Trains  | Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. | Timers  | Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. | Hammers  | Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. | The Remote Control  | Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. |
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Post by creativechaos on Nov 22, 2017 19:37:13 GMT -5
Little_Ninja - i'm so glad to be pharting around and to have stumbled upon your test page -  on the sexes of objects! THANKS!
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Post by hollyhock on Nov 23, 2017 12:05:53 GMT -5
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