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Post by UdderChaos on Oct 13, 2008 20:16:51 GMT -5
Oh... Mrs. Hen, you found my secret. You're right, I am E V I L Do you know where else evil lurks? Ladybirds and Gentlebugs, I'd like you to have a look at something. Isn't it a beautiful sight? Brings a tear to my eye. Especially because I know it takes a whole 15 minutes to get a toilet clean looking. 15 minutes. That's a page of reading. Or half a mindless tv show that you don't actually watch, just stare at... Or the time I spend beating myself up thinking whether I should go clean something. Or having a cigarette... the list goes on. So instead of soing one of these things today, take 15 minutes out of the one thousand, four hundred and forty (1440) minutes you have today to do the rest of what ever you want, to grab some kind of cleaner (or not, just a scrub action can acheive wonders too), your toilet brush (wow... mine's looking kind of.. erm... interesting..... ) and set a timer (use your microwave, oven timer, even the middle of a crap tv program, and when the end credit song comes on, you know you've finished) for 15 minutes or 10, or 5, or even 1 if that's all you want to do, and tackle the beasties that live in your loo. Believe me, they've lived there long enough without paying rent. Don't try and make it like the toilets on the ads, that's a brand new toilet out of the package. It hasn't had to live with umpteen bottoms, children and mis-aiming men (you know what I'm talking about) hard water, rust stains etc etc. Just do whatever you can, and know that you're doing your part to eradicate evil from your toilet. Clean your toilet bowl. 1440 - 15 = 1425 minutes left to do what you please with. I know you can do it. I BELIEVE in your superpowers
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Post by UdderChaos on Oct 13, 2008 22:12:38 GMT -5
I did it! Now, I'm off to sanitize my hands. Heh. Oh, and for bonus points, I'm going to bleach the toilet brush and holder in the laundry sink for a while... coz it's a little bit rank...
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Post by margarita on Oct 14, 2008 0:27:05 GMT -5
I dunno...that's pretty scary.... I will think about that tomorrow, when it really IS Tuesday in my part of the world. Phew...thankfully, it is still Monday here! Margarita Late Monday Night - Edited to add: Well, I suppose I can go clean the outside of the bowl tonight, and at least be ahead of the game for tomorrow. Tuesday Afternoon - Edited to add: Entire toilet finished! M.
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Post by UdderChaos on Oct 14, 2008 0:48:56 GMT -5
Ooh... good thinking!
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Post by eagle on Oct 14, 2008 8:04:03 GMT -5
I've taken to daily spraying with vinegar, the outsides of the toilets at our place of business. Then I wipe them down starting at the top & include the outside of the bowl toward the end. The surprising thing is that the inside seems to stay cleaner than the bowls in my own home, where I use the scrubber inside the bowl.
I'm wondering if I need to just start using the vinegar spray at home instead of the scrubber and see if that is what is making the difference? Or is it the frequent flushing that is keeping those bowls so white and clean looking on the inside? I don't know, but they sure do look good everyday.
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dutchessbug
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Post by dutchessbug on Oct 14, 2008 9:05:25 GMT -5
my toilet is horrible not my fault though hit has a ton of build up at the bottom from the previos owner and not being used for 2 years.
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Post by Mrs Hen on Oct 14, 2008 10:56:32 GMT -5
calling you pure evil was too kind - you are pure MUTANT evil - for those of us easily grossed out - to go from refrigerator yuck to bathroom yuck back to back?
Tomorrow better be something non disgusting, or I'm gonna have to take measures to make sure you are stopped.
For the good of society, you see, not just for my own PERSONAL SATISFACTION !!!!
mrs. hen
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Post by UdderChaos on Oct 14, 2008 19:05:53 GMT -5
Good work!
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Calico
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Post by Calico on Oct 14, 2008 19:52:46 GMT -5
Oooh, shiny! Can I have one like that?
Okay, I just did a two-minute clean on mine. My trick: I keep a spray bottle with a mixture of laundry detergent and water in my bathroom, to spray clothes if they need stain remover (my budget version of Spray-n-Wash). I squirt that in the toilet and swish the brush around, flush and I'm done. It's not as thorough as an official cleaning, but it gets done much more often!
Calico
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